In which your protagonist lowers himself to taking the piss out of dim work colleagues for no other reason than petty vindictiveness.
Think less of me if you want/it's possible, but it was all I could do not to laugh. And besides, no names, no pack drill.
In the middle of a tedious conflict escalation regarding something that may or may not have been said about one colleague by another:
'I wish I'd been there, I would've ripped her head off. Cos I hate it when people are nasty to each other.'
Look, you've got to take your chuckles where you can find 'em OK?
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
Not unless it's very funny, anyway.