Sometimes the headline is enough

From the Graun's homepage at the moment. Brilliant.

Brilliant Headlines, vol 20

The online version is:

Children shipped to Australia to get formal apology

But I think I prefer the dead tree version:

'Children sent to Australia to get Brown apology'

Either way, it seems to be taking detention a bit far. Couldn't he have just grounded them or something?

Brilliant Headlines, Vol 19

Just before I head off for a long weekend of cramp and sleeplessness, spotted this on the BBC website:

Actor Neeson becomes US citizen but is still a "proud Irishman"

Brilliant Headlines, Vol 18

Swine flu parties 'a bad idea'

Gosh, really?*



*For further information, see 'measles'.

Update: Heh.

GPs said they may as well pack up and go home as everyone seems happy to be treated by the fucking Daily Express.

Brilliant Headlines, Vol 17

Murray surprised by roof decision

I'd be fucking shocked, frankly.

Is This The Most Unimpressive Headline Ever?

'Bank of England believes recession has probably bottomed out,' apparently.

Brilliant Headlines, Vol 16

'Drinking Problems Rife in Orchestras'

Rarely has a headline seemed so mysterious, so seedy, and yet at once so ripe with promise...

Brilliant Headlines Vol 15

Otter tours Scotland in postbag

Sorry to do a cute creature-feature, but it is a great headline, surely?