(in the words of 90s rockers Apes, Pigs and Spacemen).
So this is my vaguely useful effort. Taking a shamelessly obvious cue from the excellent Plato vid from the other day, here is Wittgenstein debating the problem of private sensation with himself. Enjoy.
(It's a verbatim reproduction of Sect. 258 of the first volume of Philosophical Investigations, in case you were wondering, but done as a formal dialogue. I originally wanted both characters to be played by the same avatar, but the software couldn't cope with demands like that, unfortunately.)