Monday, 4 May 2009

The Coincidence Matrix

Recently, a few coincidences have piled up: my interest in 'Keep Calm and Carry On' peaked just when the Graun's readership's was being piqued; I discovered where the University was hiding information on assignments just in time to write it, and now this:

Harman: 'I don't want to be PM'

I know. It's uncanny. Harriet, we are of one mind on this. I'd much rather you do what you were destined for and try your hand at estate agency, preferably in the John O'Groats area.

What a fucking choice. Harman OR Johnson. Why, Monsieur Guardian, with zis choice you are spoiling us..

Phone me back with McDonnell and we can talk.

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