Monday, 4 May 2009

Waiting For Hefner

30 Years Ago Today, apparently. The final triumph of monetarism and the beginning of the great wasting of 3 decades of opportunity for progress.

When will I get to put Hefner on? I keep it on standby just in case but she stubbornly refuses to just kick the fucking bucket. What's her secret? Is she animatronic or something? Or does pure evil act as a kind of perpetual motion engine?


Darren said...

There's quite a few of us out there who are hovering over the dansette with the Hefner album in our hand.

Speed the day!

Christie Malry said...

As time passes I'm increasingly convinced her circuitry is powered by the lump of pure evil that escapes at the end of Time Bandits...